Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

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OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

(1) XNXX

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

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HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(3) VIBRATOR.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

What habits do happy couples have?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(2) DILDO.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

(5) LINGERIE.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(3) XHAMSTER

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(2) YOUPORN.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(4) CONDOM.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

(1) STRAPON.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,